wankbanking 

when you are the process of putting someone in your wankbank

hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.

this is called wankbanking

wankbanking by uberjai December 2, 2011

Wankblanket 

(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.

Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.

Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.

Wankblanket by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016

WankChank

when you intertwine your fingers with a guy and give him a handjob using your hand and his hands together

boy: man you were so good last night.. we should wankchank again sometime.

girl: for sure

WankChank by meggersandtessers May 7, 2011

Wankyman

A person who masturbates at least 10 times a day. Normally, a wankyman will have their balls constantly deflated because of constant masturbation at any place and any time.

Hey, mom, I'm officially a wankyman now! I just finished masturbating 10 times per day for the whole week!

Wankyman by alibabasfifthgoat December 18, 2016

WankTank

Anyone who tries to tank one handed. Commonly defined as having a bit of the Holder about them.

Bob is a WankTank, if he took one hand out of his pants, maybe he could hold aggro on a mob. That one definitely has a bit of Holder about him.

WankTank by Fleeg July 23, 2006

Wankbank 

A wankbank is a mental store of images of the opposite sex for the purposes of arousal.

"look at that, check out her funbags - she's going in the wankbank"

Wankbank by Bloomer May 17, 2006

wankylink 

A link that is posted on a forum that is rather bizarre, weird or just generally fucked up

He posted a wankylink...

wankylink by SilentBrad March 27, 2009