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Corporate Wank-Wank 

The terms used exclusively by big companies' executives, in which the message being portrayed is expressed in the most complicated way possible. The words make no real sense, but are simply used to sound important.
"We must learn to love the utopious and unflawed system that is our great big corporation" "That sounds like Corporate Wank-Wank to me?"
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Wank Wank 

The most retarded kind of Pokemon made when the nutters at Nintendo take too many sniffs of the good old nose candy
Pokemon trainer - see that wank wank over there
Wank wank - *makes Downey noise*
Wank Wank by Broham June 3, 2018

wankbanking 

when you are the process of putting someone in your wankbank
hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.

this is called wankbanking
wankbanking by uberjai December 2, 2011
Anyone who tries to tank one handed. Commonly defined as having a bit of the Holder about them.

Bob is a WankTank, if he took one hand out of his pants, maybe he could hold aggro on a mob. That one definitely has a bit of Holder about him.
WankTank by Fleeg July 23, 2006

Wankbank 

A wankbank is a mental store of images of the opposite sex for the purposes of arousal.
"look at that, check out her funbags - she's going in the wankbank"
Wankbank by Bloomer May 17, 2006

WankBanked

For when an event is so brilliant that you shall save it for the 'Wank Bank'
Guy sees a girl accidentally pull her top up

Guy: Wankbanked!
WankBanked by Jambomambo January 4, 2011

wankbank 

n. Term given to a part of the male brain specifically set aside for the storage of images of women seen in everyday life for masturbatory use at a more opportune time.
"Look at her, I'll be keeping that one in the wankbank for later."
wankbank by Staggerboy January 30, 2007