Wank Trance 

The state of mind you get in when having a long wank. Doesn't matter if you have something to do or need to be up early in the morning, when you're in the wank trance you just don't care.

..until afterwords. When you realise you've been an idiot and should've been sleeping/getting on with important stuff.

"God, it was two in the morning and I needed to get to sleep as I was up for 9, but I thought I'd have a quick wank...3:30 in the morning I finally finish having not given a shit and suddenly I wish I'd chosen to go to sleep instead. Frickin wank trance!"

Wank Trance by The Man Who Knows More February 27, 2009

Wanktanker 

1) A US submarine full of male naval officers.

2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.

1) I heard a Wanktanker pulled into Sydney this morning, they had to open the hatch to clear out the semen/sea-men stench.

2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.

Wanktanker by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005

Wanktankerous 

A combo of Wanker and canktackerous. Explicitly used to describe British douche bag musicians.

Noel Gallagher is wanktankerous.

Wanktankerous by FogeyTron November 4, 2011

wankstance 

The way you stand during sexual intercourse involving a woman man and a sponge

Becky: Diego’s wankstance is soooo good!
Tracy: Even better than Marcus and his sponge?!
Becky: Yeah defiantly! He had me orgasming twice as much as Marcus did!

wankstance by Pablo Indabar October 26, 2020

wankstance 

The stand of George Aaron James Squires or also know as the way you stand during sexual intercourse

Becky: Diego has the best Wankstance ever!
Tracy: No way! Better than Marcus!
Becky: He had me orgasming twice as many times as Marcus did!

wankstance by Pablo Indabar October 26, 2020

wanktrank

A wanktrank is a virgin who wanna too much he may as well trank

Brad: “oi look it’s wanktrank”
Will : I just like wanking stop calling me a wank trank

wanktrank by Yabfsfavourite May 11, 2023