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wankpile 

n. A collection of images used for masturbatory purposes. On photo-sharing sites such as Flickr, this will most publicly take the form of one user adding a picture to his/her "faves", whereupon the wankpilee will typically find their pictures amongst a pile of similar photos.
v. The act of adding a picture to your wankpile.
This picture of my new boots has just been wankpiled!
wankpile by shhexy corin December 16, 2008
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wankpile 

A Big huge fat fuck off pile of wank, but.. in a pile.

This reminds me of martins face, at night.. whilst he sucks my big long twang under the sheets, at the same time tibbsey is plucking his pubic region.
A huge pile of wank tittys, compiled of a penguin dancing to the sound of music, especially in the atlantic, although... marten does like to smell other mens pe.nis. He also saves up wanks to make a wankpile.
wankpile by Infin1ty January 13, 2008

wankpellet

wankpellet by roxy101 April 16, 2011

wankpilot 

an idiot, an arsehole, someone who's annoyingly stupid
michael cram, you are a total wankpilot
wankpilot by olaf February 26, 2004
Person who masterbates, or wanks, frequently and aggressively on a daily basis. Though no more than seven times per day as this will cause death.
Mate, this gardening leave has turned me into a Wankzilla!
wankzilla by Rick Turtle July 5, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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