| 1. | wankometer | ||
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It's a device to measure how many wanks you are doing to the hour. "Oy! You filthy little pervert! You were doing at least 40, and this is a built up area!"
"Sorry officer, I think my wankometer must be broken." "OK sir put that throbbing red rod back in your trousers and we'll say no more about it." |
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