wankometer 

It's a device to measure how many wanks you are doing to the hour.

"Oy! You filthy little pervert! You were doing at least 40, and this is a built up area!"

"Sorry officer, I think my wankometer must be broken."

"OK sir put that throbbing red rod back in your trousers and we'll say no more about it."

wankometer by TommyTosspot April 11, 2009

windometer 

Plain and simple: an anemometer.
An anemometer is an instrument used for measuring wind speed.

Winds were clocked with my stupid sodding "rotten cat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) as being variable to 3.60mph (4.36kph) at the surface.

windometer by Telephony May 25, 2019

Dankometer 

The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.

note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"

John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!

Dankometer by danksauce12 June 22, 2011

bankometer

The digital marquee outside of a bank that tells you the temperature

Dang! Ho, did you see the reeding on that bankometer?

bankometer by Ross Hog November 26, 2010