To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.
I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.
A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.
1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term
1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff
A high speed, pointless guitar solo. Often utilized by 80s-era hair bands. Serves no real purpose musically, except to demonstrate the technical prowess of the guitar player.
Bass player: "So, are you going to unleash any wild guitar solos on the crowd tonight, man?"
Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude".
Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker's ass".
What I do when I look at Jodi Padecky's cute little buttcheeks
After talking with Jodi, I always wank off on some hookers ass.
A funny but not mean way of saying something like "fuck off" for example.
Wank off Ian!