wankpanzer

A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.

He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.

wankpanzer by rark March 27, 2015

Phony Ericsson Walkman 

The plastic 'back casing' of a legit Sony Ericsson Walkman that holds the battery in.

Using the arrow sticker on the inside of the casing it could be used as a Squaid-o-meter to detect the presence of Squaids. It could also be used to detect people who were 'going sick'.

"I've found the source of Squaids!"

"How?"

"Using my Phony Ericsson Walkman, this specimen was going sick and had high levels on the squaid-o-meter!"

Phony Ericsson Walkman by SlimSquaidy June 10, 2021

Wanksman 

Like a Banksman but for conducting difficult and potentially dangerous wanking rather than manoeuvering a large vehicle.

David Carradine/ Michael Hutchence would still be alive today if they had employed the services of a qualified wanksman.

Wanksman by Nibb June 5, 2009

Wankmare 

An incident that usually occurs when one is masturbating and a member of family or somebody who is generally undesirable pops into the said persons head.

"Jesus Christ, I've just had a 'Wankmare' involving my Grandmother."

Wankmare by FrankSkinner'smate January 26, 2009

Wankhand 

Insult.
Refers to the hand with which you wank.

"Don't touch me you Wankhand!"

Wankhand by TheMasterWarriorSheep April 7, 2009

Wank Man 

Man who likes to wank more than anything else, even more than shopping for cheese

Wank Man:-I think ill have a wank, the cheese can wait!

Wank Man by Scott8879 August 2, 2008

wankbanking 

when you are the process of putting someone in your wankbank

hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.

this is called wankbanking

wankbanking by uberjai December 2, 2011