wankcious

A mild form of anxiety brought on by the need to have a wank. Wankciousness. It is nothing more than a nagging feeling or a slight urge to masturbate, but still enough to upset the individual. The feeling can only be alleviated by actually performing the art of masturbation or getting someone else to do same.

I really need to get home soon as I'm feeling ever so slightly wankcious.' 'You have a wankcious look on your face.

wankcious by The Wankcious Stranger December 24, 2010

wankalicious 

something that is so good it compares with masturbation.

"mmm this chicken is wankalicious"
"mmm I agree"
"that girl is so hot, she is wankalicious"

wankalicious by Wigga Joey C November 3, 2006

wankalicious 

Describes something both delicious and wanky.

Wow! That’s a wankalicious casserole

wankalicious by Hamppp January 8, 2018

Wankalicious 

Something that is sexually arousing

Dave: Yo man, check out this porno I rented from the adult video store.
Rich: That's... that's my wife on the cover! And the fucking gardener!

Dave: Wow, that makes this video a lot more wankalicious.

Wankalicious by Jizzerkid July 5, 2018

wankerlicous 

a yummy wanker

yo that is wankerlicious

wankerlicous by Cullen White May 3, 2004

wankalicious 

To possess the properties of wanting to wank. In other words using wank as an adjective.

That girls curves looks so delicious, I think I may wack off because that shit is wankalicious

wankalicious by Robin and Philip July 16, 2008

Wankxious

An anxious wank to relive wanksiety...

"Last night I was so anxious I had to have a wank people said I was so wankxious"

Wankxious by Uncle Garbanzo June 26, 2023