wanklet

A tablet dedicated for accessing porn, to assist with wanking

Q: Mate, want to go down to the pub for Sunday arvo beer?

A: Nah mate, pretty busy with the wanklet.

by jjtu May 28, 2015

wanklet

A blanket used for wanking , masturbating

Caught my brother watching the new entourage Movie wearing his wanklet.

Don't touch Jesse's wanklet you may get pregnant

by vandesauce August 31, 2016

wanklet

a watch worn around your ankle as an anklet

hey check out my new wanklet

by twinklysparkles May 31, 2006

Wanklet

A juvenile wanker

Steve brought his wanklets to the party and they ruined everything

by Firefly Button August 10, 2017

wanklet

A person (or act) that performs obnoxiously self‑important, fake‑deep influencer behavior—usually involving overpriced smoothies, crypto “wisdom,” pseudo‑spiritual Instagram quotes, or “daily gratitude reflections” no one asked for.

“Bro just posted another shirtless video talking about inner peace while promoting his NFT yoga retreat. Classic wanklet.”

“She wankleted all over LinkedIn again. This time it’s a ten‑slide carousel on how being laid off was her ‘soul awakening.’”

by MC McCancel June 12, 2025