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wankdump by tweetybird667r January 28, 2014
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Wankumentary
A TV programme, intended for educational or female/male health purposes, that shows (mainly female) people naked/semi naked.
Man 1 : "Did you watch that wankumentary last night? It was a programme about how women should check their breasts for lumps"
Man 2 : "Errr....no"
Man 2 : "Errr....no"
Wankumentary by MillsyKafer March 22, 2009
wankhammer
"Did you hear that pollster trying to explain that the polls are right, and everyone else is wrong? What a total wankhammer!"
wankhammer by Chris Baskind January 9, 2009
wankhamster
No one would have to put up with the whims of the wankhamsters at the Department for Education, as long as she and her colleagues had, if they didn’t love the privilege of teaching the kids.
wankhamster by The guvner September 12, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026