wanket

Any impromptu piece of cloth used to clean up jizz.

"Dude, don't put that shirt on! I used that as a wanket last night when my girlfriend was over!"

by Dan Patterson February 1, 2007

wanket

A snuggie with a hole in the crotch.

I just bought the most comftorable wanket, it allows me to be warm while having sex!

by MEEEEEEE1234567890 January 11, 2011

wanket

A blanket, towel or other cloth a guy uses to masturbate, either for clean-up or sexual stimulation.

I had a wanket as early as 13-years-old.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

wanket

Wanket is categorised in the same genre as fook, feck or fxck.

It's a "bad" word or "socially unacceptable" word edited so it does not really cause offence, and can also be used to beat Forum Censors.

It essentially means to be a wanker or tosser but in a kinder more friendly way.

It is also a hybrid of the words wank and it. Meaning to masturbate.

1. Whoa, what a right wanket he was!

2. I'm gonna go wanket now. See you later.

by Spammer Saint Cristo July 16, 2008

Wanket

When you have a wank under a blanket while your mate is the the same bed doing the same thing.

Hughbert and Lachlan had a wanket whilst camping

by TheWho2 June 2, 2022

Wanket

When you cum on your blanket

"Why is this so sticky?" "You mean the wanket?"

by RorySowersby April 5, 2017

Wanket

masterbating in a toilet cubicle

Hey Jim - im going for a wanket

by TheSkullCat August 1, 2014