This is a term of derision, commonly used by people of the lower-classes. It refers to the act of self-abuse, or self-stimulation of the sexual organs, by both male and female sexes. It was particularly frowned upon during the Victorian era, when it was thought that the act of self-abuse could lead to blindness or even the madhouse. The person manipulating his or her loins in order to achieve sexual solace would therefore be the ‘wanker’. However, today it is more often used to signify a person is dim-witted or has an unsavoury character.
“That copper was a right wanker! He stopped me for speeding’ in me car and now I’m gettin’ a fine an’ points on me licence!”
by Colonel Barnaby February 10, 2023
by homunculus123 April 29, 2020
Drunk/Shit-faced/Arse-holed
by Mike Farnworth May 6, 2003
Something self-indulgent, of interest only to the person who produced it. This thing inspires rancor.
The blog entry detailing the deep inner thoughts and feelings of the writer was extremely wankerous.
by Giselle G May 3, 2010
I was out last night with my friends and I got completely wankered.
You should have seen my friend last night he was wankered.
"How's your night going"
"I'm wankered mate"
You should have seen my friend last night he was wankered.
"How's your night going"
"I'm wankered mate"
by ChemicalKicks March 9, 2008
The act of drinking so much your completely InSaNe. You could run round town naked and not even remember it when you eventually regain conciousness the next day. A good night out.
by Mooresy March 3, 2005
To be drunk beyond the point of even drunken rationality, one actually believes that inducing more alcohol will make them feel better
by Crispin Whattley August 13, 2005