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wankus interuptus 

The act of being interrupted during self pleasure, by any means. Derived from the early latin, and similar to coitus interruptus, it was coined by Dr Bryan in the early '10s. The worst instance of this is when the individual is almost cumming, and their pleasure is interrupted and are rendered unable to continue
Tom 1: Oh man i had the worst case of wankus interuptus last night
Tom 2: Yeah mate?
Tom 1: yeah, was almost about to cum, when my sister came home and i had to stop
Tom 2: Oh man i fucken hate wankus interruptus

Wankus Maximus 

A satirical name given to a dedicated masturbator.
Person A: Karim has been losing a lot of weight lately.
Person B: That's a small price one has to pay, to earn the title of Wankus Maximus.
Wankus Maximus by Titan90 September 2, 2019

wankbuscuit

1. Somebody who is a wanker

2. Insult for somebody both retarded and mentally backwards
Timmy you wankbuscuit!
wankbuscuit by Shavar March 14, 2005
1. n. a flaccid penis. See also: chub

2. vi. a pathetic person, an inept poser
1. You have a little wankus.

2. Did you see him tip his bike over? That Kevin kid sure is a wankus.
wankus by Wally Balljacker December 21, 2003

Wankbiscuit 

Your fucking wankbiscuit, you broke my Power Rangers toy.
Wankbiscuit by Captain Doormat January 16, 2004

wangbush party 

a party were all the males put there genitels together on top of eachother and dont shave there pubic hairs so its all "bushy"
Harrison: You coming to the Wangbush party tonight?

John: Sorry i can't i shaved yesterday!

Matt: Your just a kid, wait a week then join the party.... I'LL BE THERE im bushy and ready to stack dem wangs!
wangbush party by Nick Petro April 18, 2008