Wanky 

Something that looks or sound inappropriate. It can also mean something that something is obvious or stupid. Also happens to be Santana(the greatest character ever)'s catch phrase.

Example 1:
Carl-"You guys have a hole to fill and i'm just trying to help will it"
Santana-"Wanky"
Emma-"Santana!"

Example 2:

Kitty- "You're so funny and self deprecating, we're so much alike"
Quinn- Looks around in confusion
Santana- "Wanky"

Example 3:

Puck- "Once you see a baby come out of a girls magic garden everything else is easily acceptable"
Quinn-"I think I love you puck. And I know it's not gonna be easy what, with me and you being me and you. But, i'd rather do

hard with you than easy with someone else."
Santana- "Wanky"
Quinn- "Santana for once i'd appreciate it if you kept you inevitable snark to yourself.

Wanky by Auntie Snix March 16, 2020

WANKARM

WANKARM - the sort of man, not just using his right wrist to enter DESPUNK mode, BUT, you could imagine his use of his whole arm to DESPUNK fast.

He's NOT too busy to get this catalogue out in time - he's just an "autowanker" a WANKARM with too much spare time.

WANKARM by FABARM October 26, 2018

wanky-wanky 

A nice way to say "a wank".

Dad: What are you doing?
Son: Just having a wanky-wanky!
Dad: Fair enough.

wanky-wanky by thetwww October 19, 2015

wankachief 

a piece of tissue used to clean up mess after you have burped the worm

wheres that wankachief gone i need to clean up this baby gravy

wankachief by brett holt February 19, 2009

Wanky 

Wanky (wah-aye-enn-key): adj. Word used to describe moments of great sexual attraction and sexual tension.

Used by the one and only Santana lopez.

That Brittany, she is so wanky

Wanky by Brittanaislovebitches March 12, 2011

Wankey Blues 

The post effect of not having a wank, when you've turned your computer off and got into bed thinking "I don't need a wank tonight" but you get into bed, get a stonker, and realise you do.

"Shit, should have had a wank. Wankey blues :("

Wankey Blues by Dr Wankenstein January 7, 2010

Wanky Poo 

When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.

Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.

Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.

Wanky Poo by Rumball June 18, 2014