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Wanked Out 

"I was at it for a solid 30 minutes, now I'm all Wanked Out!"
Wanked Out by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

wankadoodledoo 

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.
Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"
wankadoodledoo by Finesilver January 12, 2005
past tense: slang term for masturbation
1. The boy wanked himself.
wanked by Katrina ((Kitty)) September 27, 2005
what a guy does to his dick when he is alone, to pleasure himself and cum. It feels so fucking good by the way!!!
Johnny wanked over the girl rubbing her pussy.
wanked by hornyhamish February 7, 2018

Ferociously-Wanked 

When a woman wanks off a man more vigorously than usual.
Better than the average wank!!
My mate Steve was Ferociously-Wanked in a hotel room at the weekend. He loved it!
Ferociously-Wanked by LilSdaD March 17, 2008

wankademic 

A name used to identify a member of the academic community whose sole existence is driven not by enlightening humanity, but instead by making themselves look better through the crafting of convenient theories and nice-sounding models. In other words, academic masturbation.
"You read that article by Dervin? Yeah, she's a real wankademic."
wankademic by gaberdine January 31, 2005