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Wank It Over 

Similar to think it over, but usually applies to matters relating to those of the opposite sex.
When unsure of weather to sleep with a girl, it is best to wank it over for the clarity of mind one recieves apres-orgasm.
You can then ponder the matter without hormones getting in the way of logic. Who may be hot when you are randy might actually be horrific, and you only see this after beating the bald bishop.
STDs, ugly features, weight problems or even gender may be overlooked pre-ejaculation.
This procedure can also be a good remedy for beer goggles syndrome.
George: "Dude I think I might bang Clarissa"
Ollie: "Ah man I'd wank it over first she ain't that hot"
George: "Now there's a plan. Wanna help?"
Ollie: "You SERIOUSLY need a date with Palmala Handerson. I'll forget you asked that."
Wank It Over by Wiseone911 December 9, 2008
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Wank-it Blanket 

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"
Wank-it Blanket by ElShenanigano14 October 25, 2007
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wank it up 

to go into a club and masturbate with a group of people (london slang)
I was walkin down to the club - and a group of sheilas was wankin it up right in public.
wank it up by davido jameson August 11, 2005

Wank-It Blanket 

The blanket you use to masturbate.
"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with ya know"
A person of the wanking variety. Usually wanking when they should be doing something else, probably more productive.

Often associated with someone who is always late.
James: Where is he?
Alex: Dunno, wanking probably...
James: Bloody Wankit!
Wankit by RushilsMum July 20, 2010
When you don't have time for the full on internet porn, box of tissues masturbation session. Wankitas often occur in last few minutes of a morning shower or on the toilet with just seconds to finish off before getting busted.
Jenny called and said she was a couple blocks away so I only had time for a wankita in the dunny.
Wankita by largearthur February 20, 2009

Wankittude 

1) The level used to measure the wanker-ness of someone or their behaviour

2) The extent to which someone is attractive
1) Wearing a tight muscle shirt and a backwards hat displays a high level of wankittude.

2) The chick in accounts ranks high on the wankittude meter
Wankittude by justaguy89 January 20, 2011