Wankittude 

1) The level used to measure the wanker-ness of someone or their behaviour

2) The extent to which someone is attractive

1) Wearing a tight muscle shirt and a backwards hat displays a high level of wankittude.

2) The chick in accounts ranks high on the wankittude meter

Wankittude by justaguy89 January 20, 2011

Wantitude 

Wantitude is the ratio of desire for someone or somethin

i have a stronger level of wantitude for that brownie, but i have low wantitude for that cupcake

Wantitude by ilovewantitude January 26, 2011

wangitude 

A wang described in terms of a vector (i.e. has direction and magnitude)

As she walked past, he lost control of his wangitude.

wangitude by Anon April 29, 2004

wackitude 

Often consisting of wackness in every aspect.

Who perpatrated this wackitude?

wackitude by Jaekiz February 15, 2004

wangitude 

An undisciplined wang. Shows no respect for anyone nearby.

The bitch could not contain the wangitude and so it spit in her face.

wangitude by Dirty Steve April 23, 2003

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004