Wankbadger 

The dried out remains of a sock, recently used for clean up of male ejaculate.
The greater spotted wankbadger is black with white crusting. Wankbadgers are often located underneath beds, and reside in close proximity to national geographic and FHM magazines.

F*%K I've run out of socks, but the wankbadgers in my room seem to have multiplied.

Wankbadger by ant-o-nym May 6, 2011

wankbadger 

a generic replacement for any given exclaimation or insult. used mainly for comedy effect.

'oi Damon - get on with it you feckin' wankbadger!'

'It's broken again? ahhh WANKBADGERS!'

wankbadger by sack_ November 7, 2005

wankbanger 

An up-tempo pop song about masturbation.

As wankbangers go, ‘Love Myself’ is hard to beat. - Popjustice.com

wankbanger by jardinero April 17, 2016

Wankbagger 

A person who wanks someone off into a bag. Not to be confused with the Manhattan Wangbagger

me: I got a hj last night
friend: nice!
me: yeah into a plastic bag
friend: Oh she's a wankbagger!

Wankbagger by sTEAK fINGERS July 2, 2017

Manhattan Wankbagger

A person who wanks someone off into a walmart bag.

Connor: Last weekend I stayed with a girl in Manhattan and she wanked me off into a walmart bag
Justin: The Manhattan Wankbagger strikes again

Manhattan Wankbagger by sTEAK fINGERS July 2, 2017