wank rag

A garment of clothes used to wipe up the wangsturbation juices.

Get your wank rag out of the living room trent, victor is licking it again.


Trent use the wank rag to wipe the wangsturbation juice from his face.

by Jew January 1, 2004

wank rag

A rag, usually used after masturbation to clean up the nasties.

Billy, the cat is licking your wank rag again!

by CommunistWithAGun December 29, 2004

wank rag

a dissused rag/garment ie a sock, used for wiping love juice on...

claire!, move ur wank rags out of the front room!!!

by 47 falkland street December 23, 2003

Wank rags

Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom, simply and sensationally written, and politically biased. Often containing photographs of scantily clad (and sometimes) nude women. Also referred to as "Red Tops", for their red nameplate. Examples include The Sun, The Daily Star & The Daily Mirror

"Tomorrow - from broadsheets to wank rags - I want pages one, two and three to be a profile of Tom looking like a fucking political colossus, you know - Tom meeting the Pope, Tom in a NHS hospital chatting to little, baldie kiddies." - Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It)

by PeterMannion May 1, 2019