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Wangslanging has many arts:
1) The act of distributing ones downtown bonanza evenly over many portly women in a drunken stuper.
2) Getting beligerantly drunk and breaking out ridiculous average white man dance moves.
3) Chain smoking and telling blatent lies to women who are obviously way out of your league to help further the effort moistening ones weener.
I was totally wangslanging last night hence that morbidly fat mammoth in my bed.
by James Hollenkamp December 09, 2005