boy 2many--Yes, that's all I want to do.
jel girl--You two are SO gay for each other.
boy 1der--Babe, you can come.
jel girl--the only reason I would come to your stupid wang out party is to make sure that my boyfriend isn't cheating on me with his loser friend. You know what? I think I will just go out with Lisa tonight. How about that? Maybe Lisa and I will just go dancing, and you two can sit on the same couch together and drink cheap beer and watch the Sport Center for the 13th time today.
boy 1der--Thanks babe... wait, 'the' Sport Center?
boy 2many--Dude, your girlfriend is pissed.
boy 1der--She'll get over it. What time would you like to wang out?