The state of an object being physically different or normal then expected, especially related to geometric alignment.
(1) Whoa dude, that truck ahead of us is going down the road like a crab. The rear axel is totally kitty wampus.

(2) The new door we hung is kitty wampus. The top corner isn't flush with the door jamb, and the door won't even close.
by The old kodger March 27, 2009
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