To put a tooter in each nostril and inhale (insert substance of choice) simultaneously.
Usually performed in small groups with large quantities of illicit, insufflable substances.
Usually performed in small groups with large quantities of illicit, insufflable substances.
by Mobile Lek April 14, 2008
A term denoting any and all 16-year old boys with wrinkly faces, who are consistently encased in some form of cast, and who overuse plural words to an extreme. their parents are cool boomers, but have a tendency to be hovercraft parents
also responds to Poo, Poo-Pie (like banana cream), or Blue Eyes.
also responds to Poo, Poo-Pie (like banana cream), or Blue Eyes.
1: hey we're having a party on saturday. can you go?
Reece: no, i have a tennis tourney.
1: but it's at night.
Reece: well, i have to study for all my AP classes.
1 (to 2): Jeez, reece is being such a walrus.
2: omg, ino. vampires leave their houses more often.
1: hah 2tru
Reece: no, i have a tennis tourney.
1: but it's at night.
Reece: well, i have to study for all my AP classes.
1 (to 2): Jeez, reece is being such a walrus.
2: omg, ino. vampires leave their houses more often.
1: hah 2tru
by Jordan Dylan Merkin March 19, 2008
A boasting wanker, especially about money or supposed sexual prowess. From the nickname walrus applied to Joff Ennis, from the walrus-like rolls of fat on the back of his neck.
Walrus: Im so ace and ive just fucked 87 birds up the arse blah blah.....
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.
by oracle March 13, 2004
Something that is stupid and hilarious at the same time; something whose funniness actually stems from its very stupidity.
by Kleenexwoman November 18, 2003
The act act of fat girl deepthroating a guy while laying down because she is too fat to kneel. Generally, the same sounds are made with the animal and the act.
by theTwitchyPolak January 23, 2010
A form of road head in which a female is performing oral sex while a male subject is driving a vehicle receiving. The driver then proceeds to a known area with a pot hole and proceeds to finish/cum in the girls mouth exactly the moment he hits the pot hole. This in turn shoots up and out the females nose, as you would when milk comes out your nose, creating two white streams of semen dripping from the nasal cavities, in turn creating the illusion of two ivory tusks protruding from the face, hence; "The Walrus". This requires great planning and timing.
by dtaylor1000 April 19, 2011
by Jewtiful January 15, 2009