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1) A large mammal with the second largest penis in the world. Spends most of its time in the ocean or sunning itself

2) Human known to wake up making incoherent sounds mixed with scratching of chest hair to atract potential mates
- "Did you see that walrus!"
- "How could I not...he took up the whole couch!"
by Seaworld September 08, 2007
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On november 9th, 1969, Paul McCartney of The Beatles supposedly died in a car crash, resulting in a long train of supposed clues in songs and on album covers after that. Examples of such clues would be what the Beatles are wearing on the cover of Abbey Road, Paul wearing a Walrus suit on the cover of Magical Mystery Tour, and the song I Am the Walrus. The term Walrus at the time meant someone who was dead, so this implied that Paul was indeed dead. Then on the White Album on the song Glass Onion (a coffin with a glass top) John Lennon sings "Well here's another clue for you all: The Walrus was Paul", meaning that Paul was supposedly dead. Of course, he's still alive and well. This was all just a hoax.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus, koo koo ka'choo!
by Drew Ward August 13, 2005
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You are about to smoke up at a party when one person begins to smoke two joints simultaneously giving the effect of a walrus. A loud "groooouugggg" sound is released on the exhale. This is valid with other smoking paraphernalia.
Dude we walrused those joints so hard last night.
Dude thats the biggest walrus I've ever seen!
Damn man, you're walrusing. You got that both shit in there.
by John "Legend" Peterson September 08, 2010
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John Lennon
"I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob!" -John Lennon
by Woody Harrison November 28, 2012
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Basically a mega powerful underwater goat. It sits around all day gathering energy, until it suddenly jumps into the water and goes on a rampage in which it rapes everyone within a few miles.
Hey, what's that coming towards us?

by Kirbytroid April 20, 2011
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an imaginary animal
Sarge: Look see these two tow hooks? They look like tusks. Now what kind of animal has tusks?

Grif: A walrus.

Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?
by shreik January 06, 2008
14 13
A stupid girl who needs to getta life up in here!
Damnn! What is up with her! Walrus!

What a hermit walrus!
by cupcakemeself9239 May 31, 2011
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