Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.
Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018
A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.
Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
by YearlongSleet67 May 2, 2018
Wakey wakey cheese and bakey! Get some grub in you before you go to the office, my dolla. But let me read my newspaper first.
by Terry Bad Ice September 29, 2017
what you say to a woman when you wake her up from a painful comatose in order to bury her alive under a grave named Paula Schultz
by similationavragation November 28, 2010
by slightlystoopid December 4, 2005
A Jewel in the crown of yorkshire, The city of Wakefield adds a whole new meaning to the phrase: "a typical night out", anything could happen. You could get attacked, have your first homosexual experience or even get together with your own sister/brother. Welcome to Wakefield, the nightlife is... interesting.
typical Saturday workplace conversation...
Person 1: "I'm off out round shakey wakey tonight"
Person 2: "what, through choice?"
Person 1: "I'm off out round shakey wakey tonight"
Person 2: "what, through choice?"
by Grubba March 23, 2007
The opposite of a sleepy head. A person that loves mornings and tends to be alert in the morning hours. A wakey head may drink large amounts of coffee in the mornings, or they may wake up to exercise prior to going to work. They almost always annoy their coworkers and tend to be over achievers. Wakey heads have type A personalities and tend to be quite goal oriented. A large percentage of wakey heads are likely female.
Why are you working so hard at 7 am. You are such a wakey head!
If you don't stop with that redbull in the mornings you will be an official wakey head.
If you don't stop with that redbull in the mornings you will be an official wakey head.
by Jpizzel September 11, 2013