Waiter Gods

Waiter Gods are the all knowing, unseen entities who control the ebb and flow of the great tip continuum. They are mysterious and unknowable ,but their wrath can be swift, cruel, and could possibly prevent you from makeing rent this month. As their name implies their dominian of power is over Waiters, but also has been know to effect assistant managers and unscrupulous bus boys.
If one whos income is dependant upon tips is themself a bad tipper then the Waiter Gods insure that mere spare change shall be returned to them with increaseing frequency. If the blasphemer does not repent he can expect to get screwed out of nights and weekends too. The Hindu religion refers to this as Karma, but this is naive and underscores the true power of the Waiter Gods.

Paul totally scamed that waitress at Applebee's last night, but the Waiter Gods made sure that the eight top on table 14 left ,like, six bucks.

Waiter Gods by angryboy July 23, 2006

water polo gods 

Gods that all water polo players worship when in trouble at games. This is a substitution for god if you aren't catholic.

tes- God that all set players worship if they are put in headlock, or about to get dunked.

eilaog- God that all goalies worship when getting scored on

sreylap dleif- God that all field players worship when they can't stick with their man or keep up with him.

hcneb on- God that all players on the bench worship when their team is loosing or in trouble

hunu hokku- God that the coach worships or prays too every night if their team sucks.

We were down by 4 at our water polo game when I was playing feild so I prayed to the water polo gods, sreylap dleif, and we ended up scoring 5 more goals by 3rd quarter

hunu hokku, my team sucks. please make them better.

water polo gods by lawltacos November 14, 2010

Gods water

Pabst Blue Ribbon is an American beer brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and has many nicknames and one of them is Gods water.

How's that Gods water taste boy?

Gods water by Akdicjsbdkdjciskdjdof March 28, 2017