waft to make a sentence sarcastic, usually used by scottish teenagers to poke fun at others.
Tom you are amazing at singing, waft.
by smellycatinnitmate December 23, 2009
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Text 1 - "Did you see Monica in her new bikini at the party, bro?"

Text 2 - "Yeah, WAFT"
by 7UP December 30, 2014
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Fart wafting is a way to share your fart with other people..or if you just feel like a cheeky sniff of the badboy yourself. The conventional way to "fart waft" is to cup your hand slightly and use mainly the wrist to waft the fart away. The more experianced fart wafters tend to put backspin and better wrist movements to help the fart travel. If you want to share your fart to many people then some fart wafters tend to use a book, magazine or folder of some kind.
after letting of a massive fart, gaymouth did some fart wafting.
by Alfred Alan December 7, 2010
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An odour smelt drifting from under the bed sheets after a particularly vigorous bout of fucking. Bellowing the sheets as one does with ones own farts will increase the strength of the stench.
"Whats that smell?"

"It's a cunt waft drifting up from your stench trench darling."
by Doyle69 January 16, 2009
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Mungy wafts of air generated during doggy style sex with a partner with an unclean anal region. Each thrust wafts the smell of sweaty, dirty, unwiped ass directly into your nostrils.

See pump and gag.
That was one dirty hoe I shagged last night braaaaahhhh. All I could do was bang that twat and hold my nose. Worst mung wafts ever.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
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Any unsavoury aroma emanating from a vagina
Her box waft factor is high
by Andy C February 12, 2004
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When two people fart and they waft their farts at each other as if it's a war.
Haha we both farted, oh it's time for a waft war!
by Cobra014 December 14, 2014
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