Wafflenuts are the small bits of poo that men (and some women!) get stuck on the end of their arsehole hairs. Often caused by lacklustre wiping of the bumcrack.
Well, Jim, I'm afraid you have such an advanced case of wafflenuts that incineration of the anal beard is the only viable option.
1-A baby waffle
2-The beginning form of a waffle
3-A young waffle, prior to being toasted and prior to syrup.
4-I mythical beast, once believed to live in southern canada, but more recently believed to live in freezers.
1- Aww, this wafflet is so cute! It still has a diaper!
2- This waffle is so white and still has legs, it must be a wafflet!
3- This waffle is so cold and white.. hmm.. this here appears to be a waffle!
4- Don't move, I believe I just saw a wafflet in that draw of your freezer. THERE IT IS AGAIN! OMFGEESES, RUN!
The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.
An incredible sexual feat in which a man gives anal to a women and just before he cums he pulls out and blows his load on a waffle which he then gives to his partner