Wafflenuts are the small bits of poo
that men (and some women!) get stuck on the end of their arsehole
hairs. Often caused by lacklustre wiping of the bumcrack
Well, Jim, I'm afraid you have such an advanced case of wafflenuts that incineration of the anal beard is the only viable option.
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