When a man places his penis into a Belgian waffle maker and tries to flip giving his cock a twist as well as griddle marks.
by sandlers butter February 4, 2009
An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust.
by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 8, 2006
*Marriage Troubles*
Husband: "You don't fuck no more, I should never have put a rock on your finger''
Wife: "Well your dick aint big enough to satisfy me you jerk''
Husband: "Well your sister wasn't complaining before the ceremony!''
....................
Wife: "WHAT!!?''
.......
Husband: "Err''
............
Husband: "Penis Waffles!''
Husband: "You don't fuck no more, I should never have put a rock on your finger''
Wife: "Well your dick aint big enough to satisfy me you jerk''
Husband: "Well your sister wasn't complaining before the ceremony!''
....................
Wife: "WHAT!!?''
.......
Husband: "Err''
............
Husband: "Penis Waffles!''
by He-Roe October 19, 2007