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w00tness 

An explosion of mirth. Levels of intense excitement. A sesquepedalian amount of joy and laughter.
1. It is safe to say, when you get a good grade in a subject, that high levels of "w00tness" have been achieved.
w00tness by Boosher May 22, 2005
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w00tness 

Interjection. A word Jennifer Yeisley of Scranton PA commonly uses when she agrees with something or when something goes her way. Its her word and only she is know for. She is the only person who sounds naturally cute while saying it.
Jessica: Yo, Jen, guess what. The spongebob Movie is in theaters.

Jen: w00tness! Lets go!
w00tness by Jen Yeisley November 18, 2004

w00tn3ss 

A harder, yet cooler way to spell wootness, which is used to express excitment.
woot wootness w00t
"w00tn3ss! I just killed three enemies while hiding!"
w00tn3ss by El Ole November 22, 2005

w00tnesspie 

w00tnesspie AKA wootnesspie is a word made up by §£Blade It is mainly used to show great thanks or great happiness. Great than w00t and w00tness. Used In gaming.
I Downloaded New Mombasa for HaloCE!! w00tnesspie!!!!
w00tnesspie by §£Poison July 17, 2004
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026