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MassMedia-generated visual 'noise', especially in 'public space', and in the context of entertainment spectaculars: e.g. the Olympics. The visual counterpart of Muzak. (The term has also come to refer to the spill-over effect evident on websites, t.v. news, phone-screens, ATMs, vending-machines, etc., and characterised by low signal-to-noise-ratio visual distraction masquerading as 'information').
"People come from all over, to New York's Times Square, to Tokyo's Shibuya, hoping for that 'vuzak moment', to surrender themselves to the visual, to merge with the Media-Sphere, to become one with the world... pure CG Satori..."
vuzak by johnathon john December 22, 2008
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A ‘vuzave’ is a Montenigger with shit/bad internet. ‘Vuzave’ can also be recognised as ‘fufu’.
This gay ass faggot has vuzave/fufu internet.
vuzave by Twst Night July 11, 2018
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A 'vuzave' is an infected ballsack or a term used for people with only one testicle. ( Submitted by Lauke.)
Yooo dude yesterday my doctor said I have a vuzave
Your a vuzave, right?
vuzave by Lauke August 17, 2018
Biggest dick ever seen and can fuck your pet and your mother.also vazakas means bakery crew, Greek porno and manager of kifisia fc
Vazakas likes to fuck your cat at a bakery while managing kificia
vazakas by Zakasgblackpussy November 20, 2021

vulakovic 

A guy who is a legend, he has the most handsome and biggest dick. He makes u cum so hard by just putting the tip in. His hands make u shiver like there is no end. If u ever meet a person with this? Go fuck him so hard. Appreciate him and give him the most sexy blowjob ever known to mankind.
Yo it's vulakovic our sexiest bitch!
vulakovic by jaosyn July 14, 2024

aleksa vucak 

sicc boi who bops u also likes pathces alot
aleksa vucak usally is coooool.

vucak9 bopped lebanon2005
aleksa vucak by legend<3 April 8, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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