vulvatarian 

a person who will choose vulva over food

"ginner would you like some mash potato" asked katie
"no i am a vulvatarian i only eat vulva" replied ginner

vulvatarian by ginner December 26, 2008

vulvazela 

a vagina that looks like and can be played like a cheap plastic horn, making a similar sound to a vuvuzela.

dude that chick has a vulvazela.

vulvazela by AdzillaTheEverliving June 19, 2010

vulvaticum 

A watery fomation similar to a whirlpool but with two equally large round rises of water on either side of the eye.

The ship could not free itself from beaing pulled deep between rising walls of the vulvaticum.

vulvaticum by Raspus P. Wallingford July 28, 2006

Vulvatum

The girlfriend's abstinence threat to the boyfriend.

Dude, my girlfriend just gave me a vulvatum!...
She told me that if I went to this strip club just one more time, she'd cut me off!

After a few more lap dances, I'll tell you how I skilfully used “the fuck word” in my response to her.

Vulvatum by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 8, 2012

Vulvage

A one-word description to describe the lady parts that include clitoris, inner and outer lips, clitoral hood, and vagina.

It's been a while since I've had sex and I think it's time my vulvage got a little action!

Vulvage by MOLove1966 February 11, 2019

VulvaTron 

A robotical poon person.

A Vulvatron is attacking the city, we are all going to die.

VulvaTron by Clayton & Erik March 25, 2004

Vulvaemic 

A perfect balance of moisture within the vulva.

She wasn't sopping and wasn't the Saraha, she was perfectly vulvaemic.

Vulvaemic by kittypurry January 21, 2021