vulvaticum 

A watery fomation similar to a whirlpool but with two equally large round rises of water on either side of the eye.

The ship could not free itself from beaing pulled deep between rising walls of the vulvaticum.

vulvaticum by Raspus P. Wallingford July 28, 2006

Vulvatum

The girlfriend's abstinence threat to the boyfriend.

Dude, my girlfriend just gave me a vulvatum!...
She told me that if I went to this strip club just one more time, she'd cut me off!

After a few more lap dances, I'll tell you how I skilfully used “the fuck word” in my response to her.

Vulvatum by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 8, 2012