vulvaplex 

n. - large - or subjectively speaking, larger than
expected - external genitalia of a female

Hey..yo...drive-in movie tonight at the vulvaplex.

She's got vulvaplex, man...lips hanging like grapes.

vulvaplex by weasler February 28, 2006

Vulvaleen 

A carbon based organic lubricant with high viscosity and even higher sexual pleasure.

Mike entered me quickly and the lack of foreplay was no problem once he slapped a dollop of Vulvaleen on his John Thomas.

Vulvaleen by Jimmy Dink October 31, 2019