vultard
A person resembling, or acting out as a type of retarted beast. Commonly a cross between a mentally retarted patient, and a tough angry cave man with superior strength.
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Valtard
Valtard by Drop Dead, Gorgeous April 15, 2008
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Valtard
A hybrid created by the sexual union of a control freak egomaniac who trusts no one and a retarded uptight uncommunicative dissatisfied fat Marxist Lennonist germ-a-phobe who hates everything. The progeny of which develops into a retarded untrusting controlling egomaniac that’s is never satisfied , rarely speaks except to complain about a society that he is really unappreciative of.
Valtard by Doogie Robertson February 24, 2008
voltard
A voltard is a person who volunteers for an organisation but is also half retarded.
Voltards can often be seen in public in their volunteer uniform looking for random public praise. The commonly wear the uniform to fast food outlets looking for a 55 cent discount, then take to social media when they don’t get it.
Voltards are volunteers who think there as good as professionals. They constantly interfere with the professionals of the same organisation as they could never pass the requirements to be a professional so they volunteer instead.
Voltards claim they are actively involved but in reality 48000 if the 52000 voltards actually just cut sandwiches.
Voltards can be identified with many stickers all over their car showing they are a volunteer. They don’t volunteer for the accolades but get upset if they aren’t getting accolades and will do anything for recognition.
Voltards can often be seen in public in their volunteer uniform looking for random public praise. The commonly wear the uniform to fast food outlets looking for a 55 cent discount, then take to social media when they don’t get it.
Voltards are volunteers who think there as good as professionals. They constantly interfere with the professionals of the same organisation as they could never pass the requirements to be a professional so they volunteer instead.
Voltards claim they are actively involved but in reality 48000 if the 52000 voltards actually just cut sandwiches.
Voltards can be identified with many stickers all over their car showing they are a volunteer. They don’t volunteer for the accolades but get upset if they aren’t getting accolades and will do anything for recognition.
Voltard
A fan of the University of Tennessee Volunteers athletics program. Voltards tend to not think before they speak and overestimate their beloved Vols every time they face an actual team regardless of sport.
Voltard by voltardsloseagain February 18, 2019
vultARGH capitalists!
vulture capitalist: a takeover artist who loads a venture up with debt while extracting capital for profit, making the firm go bankrupt.
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
vultARGH capitalists!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about vulture capitalists.
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
vultARGH capitalists!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about vulture capitalists.
vultARGH capitalists! by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com March 8, 2013
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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