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Vulcan Shocker 

Somewhat like the original wordshocker/word (two in the pink, one in the stink) except for your hand utilizes all fingers (except the thumb) in the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" sign. Therfore changing it to "two in the pink, _two_ in the stink."
John's girlfriend liked the Vulcan shocker so much, she wouldn't let him do the original anymore.
Vulcan Shocker by glenitals.com March 12, 2003
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Vulcan Shocker 

A variation of the shocker where the middle finger is also inserted into the "pink" along with the pointer finger. The Vulcan shocker slogan is, "Two in the pink, two in the stink." It is a reference and memorial to the Vulcan "Live Free and Prosper" hand signal.
Picard: So Geordi, how'd your date with Dr. Crusher go?
Geordi: Oh man, I tells ya, it was DA BOMB!
Picard: Oh yeah? I take it she took you back to her cabin.
Geordi: Yeah, man. I tells ya, she's an animal. She would do anything if a brotha just axed.
Picard: I heard once she gave Worf a Dirty Klingon and let Data record it. Man, that's SO hot! Did you one-up that shit?
Geordi: Hells yes, son! I gave her the good ol' Vulcan Shocker!!! Mr. Spock's favorite move!!
Picard: You dog, you! *jabs Geordi's shoulder* That brings me back to the Academy.
Geordi: Yeahs, man, just be careful with Dockta Crusher...I got the herps on my hand now.

Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker 

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.
While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.

Shocker Vulcan Style 

See also Vulcan Shocker; a variant of classical shocker, is practiced by inserting the index and the middle finger in the vagina opening, while inserting the ring and the pinky finger in the anus.
James.T.K.: heya Spock, whassup? Had a party last night?

Spock: my logical inclination granted me to achieve a higher state of knowledge in the understanding of love mechanics. Now the Shocker Vulcan Style has come to existance.

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026