vomment 

Vom·ment
Pronunciation: 'vä-"ment
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Conjunction of vommit and comment.
1. Vulgar, inane, off-topic, rambling comments to blogs, forums, news, reviews, etc. 2.verb -ment·ing, -ment·ed the act (tense) of numerous comments (vomments) to an internet body of work, articles, blogs, reviews, etc.

1.
"These numbskulls continue to vomment on your blog posts?"

2.
"Man, why do people keep vommenting on my digg submissions?"

vomment by gordy May 8, 2007

Vommed

The past tense of "vom."

Slang for "vomited."

OH MY GOD! EW! *insert lightweight's name here* VOMMED ALL OVER THE FRONT DOOR!

Vommed by Vommonster January 27, 2011

vomlet 

Throwing up into a frying-pan, cooking it in the style of an omelette, then eating it, dee-lish!

Jon was hungry last night, so he knocked out a vomlet,

vomlet by Louie G, Jon B October 28, 2006

vomment 

or vommenting; the act of spewing constant remarks about something, sometimes pointless and othertimes needed.

omg,lacey, u should totally vomment on that blog on facebook.

dude,whats lacey doing?
she's vommenting on facebook.
oh god,not agian.

vomment by sex_goddess June 16, 2008

Vomlette 

The result of a puddle of vomit being heated by a hot pan or heated floor.

Dude, I wouldn't go in the bathroom. Someone just threw up and the heated floor's turning it into a vomlette.

Did you see that guy on Jackass who cooked a cheese and tomato vomlette?

Vomlette by dakarateka December 29, 2011

Vommates 

When you are roommates and you vomit at the same time. Bonus points for in the same room and legendary if you cross streams. This is usually due to excessive drinking or tail end of a wine tour.

Holy shit dude, Ally just vommed in the sink while Jess vommed in the toilet. They are soooo vommates.

Vommates by jame_sac November 11, 2020

Vomment 

Verb. To leave a long, rambling, often incoherent comment on someone's blog.

That blog post made me so mad, I vommented.

Vomment by asking68 July 1, 2009