Definitions by gordy

volungeer 

A conjunction of volunteer and engineer. When a colleague engineers a solution and then owns it.

Tom volungeered a solution, now he owns it and has to present it to the customer.

volungeer by gordy April 25, 2019

tax defund 

When one has to pay taxes, not receive a refund.

Deb "I just got my Missouri State tax refund, I got $150 dollars back, woot!"

Tim "I got my tax defund, I had to pay fifty bucks."

tax defund by gordy August 2, 2012

dragatar 

Noun: /dragəˌtär/

1. Males who use a celebrity or model for their message board avatar.

2. Males who choose a female character (avatar) in video games.

3. Female dragatars are rarely seen.

Bungle's really a dude, his dragatar of choice is Chun Li on Street Fighter 2, Huntress in Diablo, Zoey in L4D, etc.

I was talking to Darkimmortal on the forum, and he was talking about his wife an kids.. his anime dragatar led me to believe he was a girl.

dragatar by gordy September 2, 2011

tajmahstall 

The handicap stall. Ample room and luxurious appointments make this particular stall highly sought after in the work place.

Hey buddy, the tajmahstall is open, I even left the sports page on the rail for you.

tajmahstall by gordy June 3, 2010

rugrazzi 

Conjunction of RugRat + Paparazzi

The flocking of family or neighbor children upon ones own children. The pursuit or manner less means neighbor children peer into windows, knock incessantly looking for ones child/children to play with.

The phenomenon is more evident when the parents own a swimming pool or other child attraction.

Dear, the Colton and the rugrazzi is knocking down the door again to play video games!

rugrazzi by gordy July 24, 2009

dandificate 

dan·dif·i·cate
v. The act or co-ordinating an individual into a dandiferous fashion and style, a dandy.

related: dandification

"His co-workers had made numerous attempts to dandificate their colleague."

"One more soy-latte or tasseled pair of loafers and his dandification shall be complete."

dandificate by gordy December 9, 2008

full-dooplex

The Act of eating while on the can.

"Why are there eggshells in the bathroom trashcan?"

"I'm full-dooplex, baby!"

full-dooplex by gordy October 20, 2007