gordy's definitions

dandificate

dan·dif·i·cate
v. The act or co-ordinating an individual into a dandiferous fashion and style, a dandy.

related: dandification

"His co-workers had made numerous attempts to dandificate their colleague."

"One more soy-latte or tasseled pair of loafers and his dandification shall be complete."

by gordy December 9, 2008

rugrazzi

Conjunction of RugRat + Paparazzi

The flocking of family or neighbor children upon ones own children. The pursuit or manner less means neighbor children peer into windows, knock incessantly looking for ones child/children to play with.

The phenomenon is more evident when the parents own a swimming pool or other child attraction.

Dear, the Colton and the rugrazzi is knocking down the door again to play video games!

by gordy July 24, 2009

tajmahstall

The handicap stall. Ample room and luxurious appointments make this particular stall highly sought after in the work place.

Hey buddy, the tajmahstall is open, I even left the sports page on the rail for you.

by gordy June 3, 2010

velcro-berry

When wiping and you tear loose a dingleberry and it sounds like a velcro wallet from the 80's opening.

"Damn, that velcro-berry owned my ass"

by gordy November 26, 2003

toiloitering

An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.

alt: toiloiter

Albert had been toiloitering all day long after having a double burrito supreme.

by gordy June 3, 2007

volungeer

A conjunction of volunteer and engineer. When a colleague engineers a solution and then owns it.

Tom volungeered a solution, now he owns it and has to present it to the customer.

by gordy April 25, 2019

vomment

Vom·ment
Pronunciation: 'vä-"ment
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Conjunction of vommit and comment.
1. Vulgar, inane, off-topic, rambling comments to blogs, forums, news, reviews, etc. 2.verb -ment·ing, -ment·ed the act (tense) of numerous comments (vomments) to an internet body of work, articles, blogs, reviews, etc.

1.
"These numbskulls continue to vomment on your blog posts?"

2.
"Man, why do people keep vommenting on my digg submissions?"

by gordy May 8, 2007