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tax defund

When one has to pay taxes, not receive a refund.
Deb "I just got my Missouri State tax refund, I got $150 dollars back, woot!"

Tim "I got my tax defund, I had to pay fifty bucks."
by gordy August 2, 2012
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dandificate

dan·dif·i·cate
v. The act or co-ordinating an individual into a dandiferous fashion and style, a dandy.

related: dandification
"His co-workers had made numerous attempts to dandificate their colleague."

"One more soy-latte or tasseled pair of loafers and his dandification shall be complete."
by gordy December 9, 2008
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vomment

Vom·ment
Pronunciation: 'vä-"ment
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Conjunction of vommit and comment.
1. Vulgar, inane, off-topic, rambling comments to blogs, forums, news, reviews, etc. 2.verb -ment·ing, -ment·ed the act (tense) of numerous comments (vomments) to an internet body of work, articles, blogs, reviews, etc.
1.
"These numbskulls continue to vomment on your blog posts?"

2.
"Man, why do people keep vommenting on my digg submissions?"
by gordy May 8, 2007
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volungeer

A conjunction of volunteer and engineer. When a colleague engineers a solution and then owns it.
Tom volungeered a solution, now he owns it and has to present it to the customer.
by gordy April 25, 2019
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full-dooplex

"Why are there eggshells in the bathroom trashcan?"

"I'm full-dooplex, baby!"
by gordy October 20, 2007
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rugrazzi

Conjunction of RugRat + Paparazzi

The flocking of family or neighbor children upon ones own children. The pursuit or manner less means neighbor children peer into windows, knock incessantly looking for ones child/children to play with.

The phenomenon is more evident when the parents own a swimming pool or other child attraction.
Dear, the Colton and the rugrazzi is knocking down the door again to play video games!
by gordy July 24, 2009
mugGet the rugrazzimug.

velcro-berry

When wiping and you tear loose a dingleberry and it sounds like a velcro wallet from the 80's opening.
"Damn, that velcro-berry owned my ass"
by gordy November 26, 2003
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