Vollenhoven 

A small town in the Netherlands, that's known for their fishing and their muddy roads.
Also known as the smelliest town in the Netherlands.

My God, I past through Vollenhoven last week and I can't get the stench out of my clothes.

Vollenhoven by Krippe April 21, 2017

Volen 

He is the beast of all bots that use the computer.
Volen destroys anyone who gets in his way.
Everyone must respect him in a orderly matter no matter what he says.
He will kick your butt if don't follow his commands.

Obama: Yes Mr. Volen you own me so hard.
Volen: Yeah porchmonkey go eat your fried chicken.
Obama: Yes master.

Volen by The great Volen February 11, 2010

Volentold

result of a supervisor/manager/other person in charge asking for volunteers, and then at the last minute deciding that since no one volenteered to work, that he would volenteer people to work.

monday:
boss: i need some volunteers to work this weekend

thursday: since no one volunteered to work, Joe your coming in.

Joe: Wow, i was just volentold to work :(

Volentold by Collateral Damage July 5, 2009

Volendam

A dutch city known for it's vast amount of coke, Fish and bad singers.

1. I'm going to Amsterdam! LEGAL WEEDZ!
2. Don't forget to check out Volendam
1. why?
2. Just do it, and bring back some coke!

Volendam by d4m4s74 June 1, 2009

Volkennedy 

when a person with the surname kennedy has a sudden but explosive outburst where noone and nothing is safe. often coincides with a 5 week manstruating cycle but not specific to such times.

1st person - Hey have you seen Dave today?

2nd person - yea, hes not in the best of form is he?

1st person - hell no, i forecast a volkennedy, lets get outta here.

Volkennedy by Mystery withers May 16, 2014

volence 

A natural human instinct fuelled by the desire for power or material posession.

Everyone knows violence solves everything, right? Which explains why people would rather kill and wage wars than negotiate peacefully.

volence by AYB July 28, 2003

volengthium 

a voluminous length of chronological linear time.

The first tortoise was believed to have existed volengthiums ago, while some still continue to roam the Earth today.

volengthium by solar rose September 27, 2018