Definitions by d4m4s74

Microsoft hour 

The arbitrary amount of time it takes to install Windows XP on your computer. Usually somewhere between 40 and 120 earth minutes

I need to reinstall windows. I'll be back online in exactly one microsoft hour.

Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes

Microsoft hour by d4m4s74 August 22, 2012

Religion 

A cult with an army

Christianity isn't a cult, it's a religion I tell you. Look at the crusaders!

Religion by d4m4s74 September 8, 2009

Volendam

A dutch city known for it's vast amount of coke, Fish and bad singers.

1. I'm going to Amsterdam! LEGAL WEEDZ!
2. Don't forget to check out Volendam
1. why?
2. Just do it, and bring back some coke!

Volendam by d4m4s74 June 1, 2009