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He is the beast of all bots that use the computer.
Volen destroys anyone who gets in his way.
Everyone must respect him in a orderly matter no matter what he says.
He will kick your butt if don't follow his commands.
Obama: Yes Mr. Volen you own me so hard.
Volen: Yeah porchmonkey go eat your fried chicken.
Obama: Yes master.
by The great Volen February 11, 2010

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