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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
Super incredibly Stylish 1970's Automobile manufactured by Plymouth, a division of Chrysler corp.
That 1979 Volare' you drive is awsome!!
Volare' by M. Sean January 13, 2009

Valary DiBenedetto 

Valary Renee DiBenedetto is the gorgeous and talented girlfriend of Matt Shadows(Avenged Sevenfold). She has a twin named Michelle Louise who is dating Avenged Sevenfold's amazing guitarist, Synyster Gates. Val was formerly A7X's tour manager until they signed with Warner Brothers. Val and Matt have been dating for reportedly 13 years and also are said to both wear promise rings. She was given the nickname 'Screaming Demon Girl' after she performed the additional screams on 'The Art of Subconscious Illusion' which was on Avenged Sevenfold's first album, "Sounding the Seventh Trumpet". Val is currently attending college for acting and modeling, with experience in both categories as she has modeled for clothing lines and has a small role in a movie called "Erased". She has a great sense of humor and a kind heart. No one can take her place so all you little slutty fans, don't even try!
Valary DiBenedetto and Matt Sanders are one gorgeous couple!
Valary DiBenedetto by KTREX May 22, 2007

Volar Vie 

Some horse furry on a discord server
"Did you hear that Volar Vie is a furry?"
"Yeah, no one cares."
Volar Vie by Johnny Doe Man February 10, 2020
A Canadian in the process of committing a act of stupidity over microphone.or "votarius"
Did you hear that votarius? That votary is a rich mother fucker.
votary by chris2bighead August 2, 2013

Volar Moses 

In reference to a mythical Mak, who appears at the height of the steps of Hong Kong's Volar Club at the height of the partying hours. If he deems you worthy, with a whispered command and a wave of his hand, the crowd parts like the red sea giving you unobstructed access past velvet rope and into the club.

As The Volar Moses disappears, the crowd reforms, crushing any pretenders in its wake.
Dude, Volar was packed last night how did you get in?

Volar Moses saw me, and the sea parted.
Volar Moses by quasimotoh2 August 12, 2011