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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
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Basically the new word for clamitia. (Definitely recommend naming your child Valaria)
"You know that one how Kennedy"
"Yeah"
"Well she has valaria from Robert"
One of the most amazing girls you will meet. They are very caring and will always give you a hand. They can sometimes have a temper and can be a little bit annoying at times but you will learn to love a Valaria. If you a Valaria make sure to keep them close because you won’t find another one like these. Valarias are also very emotional but put up a good, strong wall.
Guy: have you seen that girl? She’s really cute

Guy 2: Yeah she seems like a Valaria
Valaria by Hahasuckacockdotcom February 19, 2019

Volarity 

The importance of something.
At the time I didn't understand the volarity of cheating.
Volarity by Rustzalio June 6, 2023

to pull a volari 

When a graphics cards company hypes its new product excessively, creating hopes that it will be really good, and in the and the card is just plain crap, although it has two graphics chips and a driver from which nvidia could learn cheating.
"I'm looking forward to this card and just hoping it ain't gonna pull a Volari on us or nothing."
to pull a volari by cyberwal83 February 16, 2004

Volorian 

A savage person who is ready to party whenever and is very funny, good looking, and a real charmer
That dude is a volorian
Volorian by 90000savage February 21, 2017
Citizen of the Volarion Empire.
No Volarions allowed in this nation, sir.