void main()

archaic term replaced by int main()return 0; It did not allow for an exit status.

/* Will Greenhalgh 7.23.2003 */
/* Infinite loop */

#include <stdio.h>
int main(void)
{
for(;;)
{
fprintf(stdout,"Infinite loop\n");
}
return 0;
}

by Will Greenhalgh July 23, 2003

void main()

it means you are so stupid that u r 1 pill shy of an excedrin bottle

you f'n void main()

by thug4life January 27, 2003

public static void main(String[] args){

The most annoying line a beginner Java programmer has to type in each one of their programs. This is also the line where most n00bish typos appear.

Comparison of Java to QBASIC

Java:

public class PrintHi{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.println("Hi");
}
}

QBASIC:

?"Hi"

Hmm, 95 characters or 5? Tough choice.

by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005