vankerchief 

A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.

Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.

Denise, quit being such a vankerchief and come to happy hour!

vankerchief by Certitified November 30, 2011

vankerouac

A rich, entitled, generally (but not necessarily) white male who has "broken free of society" to live in a luxury Sprinter-type "van" in order to pursue various extreme sports at a relatively low level. They are generally seen drinking gourmet coffee while working on their personal branding, spraying questionable beta to anyone within earshot, and shouting "send it!" on beginner routes. See also douchebag, jerry.

Ugh, the Buttermilks are full of vankerouacs triple padding the Ironman Traverse today. Let's go to the Sads.

I wish that vankerouac would spend more time actually climbing the route and less time posing for shots for their Instagram. Other people would like to try it.

vankerouac by pooridgeboy April 2, 2019

vanker 

Wanker with a german accent. But I use it in chat rooms to get away with saying wanker without it getting filtered.

Guy - Up Urs Vanker!

vanker by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

vlanerd  

dirty slushy snow, usually found in the street after a snow storm

Ew! I just stepped in vlanerd,
Please do not throw that vlanerd at me,
Look at all the vlanerd in the street,
A truck drove by and just splashed vlanerd on my new shoes,
A snowball made of vlanerd,

vlanerd by Laureen Stumpstle March 5, 2008

vanker 

A common mispronounciation for wanker yet with a russian twist, therefore I suppose it is a russian wanker. Meaning more money, less class and more vodka. Still it's better than being a straight up wanker cause who honestly wants to be called that?

1. Your russain? you fucking vanker you.
2. Where the fuck is that vanker?

Plural:

1. Those vankers need to lay off.
2. Russia is a bunch of vankers.

As a Verb:

1. Stop vanking off on my girlfriends couch its getting irritating.
2. Well thats because you vank to german fetish porn.

vanker by Voltainia April 6, 2011

Vanker 

Same meaning as Wanker but especially curated for Bartenders in Vancouver who tend to juggle spirits instead of pouring drinks -leaving their customer to wait far too long.

That bloody vanker won’t pour me a drink

Vanker by Tinoftuna September 5, 2019

vlander 

van slander.

person one: are yall up for some vlander?
person two: oh, definitely. *sends screenshots of out of context messages*

vlander by ace milf July 4, 2021