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go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus
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vitalbow 

is a common Norwegian/norglish slang used to call someone a massive wanker or someone who masturbates a lot.
Jesus christ that guy is such a vitalbow
vitalbow by ChickenMcblyat August 23, 2016

vista way 

According to internet star Swoozie, the best set of Disney World apartments known to man....
Vista Waaaayyyy.
Oh you live in Vista Way, it must be awesome!
vista way by normandyangel June 16, 2014
Vita\v(i)-ta\ is pronounced VEE-tah. The name origins from Latin meaning “life.” An extremely rare name. She is the heart stealer and can make you fall in love with her instantly. With her warming smile, great hugs, awesome kisser, beautiful dark eyes, amazingly sweet heart, surprising secret intelligence, and seductive yet hilarious jokes, she is guaranteed to be a lover for life. She lives a life filled with happiness but also sadness. When interested to you, she stays attached until said to stay away. Majority of the time, she wants to be kept close and have somebody to talk to. Her thoughts can kill her easily. She can be trouble at times and a lot of work but when known enough, she’s a real keeper. She is the most perfect, beautiful, best hugger, intelligent, funny, inspiring, innocent, sexy, quiet, and a perfect friend/girlfriend/mom/sister in the whole entire world. When you meet a Vita, make sure to keep her close because there’s only a small chance you’ll ever meet a Vita in your lifetime. She means “Life” because she is the life to your life. While on your death bed, you'll remember how great your life was because of Vita.
Nurse: "Sorry sir, but you only have a few more days of vita."

Patient: "It's ok. I had a great vita."
Vita by updatingnerd December 15, 2013

Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops 

A Sega Genesis game by Time Warner Interactive, where you play basketball as Dick Vitale commentates. It was shot into the modern gaming scene when Scott the Woz made his 100th video about it.
"Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops is amazing! It's the perfect blend of Dick and Vitale!"

Joe Vitale 

A mean, greasy Italian that yells about everything. He also tends to make everything smell like Ragu.
Joe Vitale, a friend that is always mean to you, the rudest person you can imagine
Joe Vitale by Vitale10 March 25, 2012