A queer person; usually a girl that is obsessed with ugly animals like chinchillas. A vise is usually about 4 feet tall and ugly as a shart. Also, they usually copy people and take myspace pictures that make people throw up in their mouth. They also think they are cool no-it-alls.
Ashley is such a vise!
by Matthew SHerwood September 20, 2008
A really tight vagina
Sally was like a vise when I made love to her last night. Even though she's just a freshman, she swears she wasn't a virgin. There was no blood, so she didn't have a hymen, but it was extremey hard to get in. It felt wonderfull once I did penetrate her.
by BRD May 04, 2005