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Vimphilia 

Vimphilia (noun): sexual interest in the activity of programmers. Vimphiliacs often report sexual arousal when someone mentions a ‘Rails stack’ or a ‘pull request’, and seeking out partners who are fluent in languages such as php, Javascript and Ruby.

Vim = That sexy black-box program used by lots of people who code, into which they type their mysterious combination of letters, brackets, and hilarious comments for future developers to puzzle over when they go back through the codebase.
Philia = A desire for something that causes my heart to beat faster, my knees to tremble, and my mouth to utter the words ‘please please please let me lick him all over.’
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Vimphilia by PI314159 September 10, 2014
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Vitaphilia 

Vi-ta-phil-i-a vy-tah-fill-ee-uh

- Noun

The erotic attraction to living beings. The opposite of necrophilia.

Many zombies are considered to be strong vitaphiliacs and most suffer from advanced Voreaphiliaalso.
Ex. 1

Dude 1: Dude! I'd totally bang that chick!
Therapist: I see. You appear to have a strong case of vitaphilia!

Ex. 2

Zombie 1: Graah, guh, bwuh, GRAAAH. {Translation: Hey, there is such a hot, helpless girl over there! I think I'll go over and "eat her out", if you catch my meaning!}
Zombie 2: Bwuh? Grahhgh hugrhh! {Translation: What? That's sick! You must have vitaphilia!}
Zombie 1: Gruhbuh, raghhh. {Translation: At least I'll be eating tonight, asshole.}
Vitaphilia by O Tired One March 29, 2009

vinophiliac 

Someone with an unhealthy obsession for wine.
Dan is such a vinophiliac, he sleeps with his wine bottles.
vinophiliac by Rezzledaz August 25, 2007

winophilia 

winophilia is a driving characteristic of one that enjoys exploring and discovering wines.. whose goal is to taste all sorts of wine, throughout the world. A winophile is someone that relishes the taste, bouquet, and varied hues of individual wines.
they were winophiles... traveling the world in search of the best wines nature and man had to offer. The couple was seriously bitten by the winophilia bug.
winophilia by anna marie avery November 8, 2009

vegophilia 

1. the sexual desires pertaining to vegetables
2. wanting to fornicate with produce
Jeremy is such a vegophiliac; I caught him in the bathroom again with a cucumber up his ass.
vegophilia by smallbadwolf September 7, 2005

vinophile 

(1) A wine lover
(2) A drunk
My vinophile ex husband used to piss in his sleep after a long night out drinking.
vinophile by The Junky's Wife October 9, 2008

Vivophiliac

Abnormal love for a living thing, especially as it relates to living dead unto mortal beings.

Such examples include

- Dracula, and his many suitors
- Edward Cullen and bell swan (twilight sage)

Also
Vivophile
That zombie is a full vivophiliac, he only dates living girls
Vivophiliac by Gloverdoom April 1, 2020